The Adventures of Percy and Joe Series by W.H. Lockwood

Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno really shouldn’t work. A dashing art historian with a thirst for violence, a sexy priest with no idea what he signed up for, and a bucket-load of crushing memories from the terrifying supernatural disaster that almost killed them both.And yet… there’s that burning attraction that simply cannot be ignored.In an attempt to move on from their traumatic past, Joe has agreed to join his hot, top-secret, and possibly insane new boyfriend, Percy, on holiday in Kraków... morePercy Ashdown and Joe Bruno really shouldn’t work. A dashing art historian with a thirst for violence, a sexy priest with no idea what he signed up for, and a bucket-load of crushing memories from the terrifying supernatural disaster that almost killed them both.And yet… there’s that burning attraction that simply cannot be ignored.In an attempt to move on from their traumatic past, Joe has agreed to join his hot, top-secret, and possibly insane new boyfriend, Percy, on holiday in Kraków. At least he thought it was a holiday, until an unexpected discovery reveals that Percy has been keeping a very dark secret…Having spent years tracking and infiltrating a criminal network, today Percy will finally collect his reward, no matter how much blood he has to spill. He probably shouldn’t have invited his hot, sweet, far-too-innocent new boyfriend, Joe, along on this trip… but then he never expected Joe to find out what he’s really up to...When these two unlikely heroes come together in the most unlikely of circumstances, all hell will break loose in this darkly humorous, bloodthirsty, action-packed, romantic MM art heist.Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno really shouldn’t work. But no one told them that.Straight from the world of Endymion College, keep up with two handsome adventurers in the exciting novelette spinoff series: The Adventures of Percy and Joe. less

Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have come to Tripoli, Libya, in search of an ancient religious artefact that holds enormous supernatural power. The plan is simple enough. Sneak into the only Catholic cathedral in the city, steal the sheath, and run. But there are a few complications…First problem: the sheath is guarded day and night.Second problem: the guards aren’t human.Biggest problem: Percy Ashdown... morePercy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have come to Tripoli, Libya, in search of an ancient religious artefact that holds enormous supernatural power. The plan is simple enough. Sneak into the only Catholic cathedral in the city, steal the sheath, and run. But there are a few complications…First problem: the sheath is guarded day and night.Second problem: the guards aren’t human.Biggest problem: Percy Ashdown.He’s impulsive; he’s a loose cannon; he’s reckless; he’s… the most beautiful thing Joe has ever seen. As the temperature rises, Joe wants only to get in, get out, and get the job done. But between Percy’s abs, Percy’s hair, Percy’s everything, it’s a much harder task than it was ever supposed to be.When an annoyingly attractive acquaintance from Percy’s past turns up and throws an unwelcome spanner in the works, Joe finds his patience and trust just about pushed to their limit.With more deadly weapons, more terrible behaviour, and more whatever-the-hell-those-creatures-are than you can poke a stick at, The Reliquary of Saint Martin is the fast-paced, appallingly funny, MM action-romance you never knew you needed. less

Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have one simple drive hard through the night to make the morning ferry in Tunis, Tunisia. While smuggling a teenage fugitive. On the run from a powerful villainess. With a dangerous supernatural relic that could spell destruction for them all should it fall into the wrong hands.Maybe not that simple after all, but with Percy at the wheel, intent on impressing Joe, nothing is going to stand in their way, on pain of a swift and brutal death.Fast car? Check... morePercy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have one simple drive hard through the night to make the morning ferry in Tunis, Tunisia. While smuggling a teenage fugitive. On the run from a powerful villainess. With a dangerous supernatural relic that could spell destruction for them all should it fall into the wrong hands.Maybe not that simple after all, but with Percy at the wheel, intent on impressing Joe, nothing is going to stand in their way, on pain of a swift and brutal death.Fast car? Check.Deadly weapons? Check.Ghastly relentless supernatural entity that understands only the urge to kill? Unfortunately, also check.Buckle up, swallow down your travel meds, and take a deep breath, because it’s going to be a very bumpy ride.Percy and Joe Kidnap the Girl is the horrifyingly humorous, ridiculously romantic, break-neck speed MM action-adventure-romance you never knew you needed. less

'He’d slip out after the fourth course, do a quick dismemberment, and hopefully make it back in time for the fifth...'Having barely escaped the clutches of an evil princess and her occasionally hot zombie minions, Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have earned some downtime in Palermo, Sicily.Add a five-star hotel, two sex-starved lovers, a very sturdy grand piano, and it’s a surefire recipe for a deliciously spicy vacation.Unfortunately, all good things come at a cost... more'He’d slip out after the fourth course, do a quick dismemberment, and hopefully make it back in time for the fifth...'Having barely escaped the clutches of an evil princess and her occasionally hot zombie minions, Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have earned some downtime in Palermo, Sicily.Add a five-star hotel, two sex-starved lovers, a very sturdy grand piano, and it’s a surefire recipe for a deliciously spicy vacation.Unfortunately, all good things come at a cost.Running low on cash but determined to give Joe the champagne-laden holiday of his dreams, Percy does the obvious: secretly sells his nefarious skills to the criminal underworld, and takes a high paying, high risk, highly illegal job.Assuming Joe never, never, never, ever discovers what he’s up to, it shouldn’t be a problem.But when Percy’s intimidatingly sexy ex turns up to lend a covert hand with his wicked task, Joe’s jealousy gets the better of him, and Percy finds himself under closer scrutiny than ever before.As a high-stakes game of cat and mouse ensues, will Percy’s extravagant distractions and charm be enough to put Joe off the scent? Or will Joe finally discover exactly how Percy makes a living?And if he does, will he ever be able to look at Percy the same way again?Percy and Joe in A Sicilian Romance is the balls-out, spice-laden, comically murderous MM romantic-action novelette that’s been missing from your bedside table. less

Following a harrowing report of blood-letting and bone-chilling murder, Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno are in Twatt, Scotland, to investigate Princess Cleo’s evilly atmospheric manor, Barmiston Hall. Armed with a carton of wine, cigarettes, and steak, they just need a little downtime to prepare for the impending horror. Easier said than done in a cursed inn, with a screaming skull, and, as usual, the amorous ghosts of Percy’s past that seem determined to haunt him everywhere he goes... moreFollowing a harrowing report of blood-letting and bone-chilling murder, Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno are in Twatt, Scotland, to investigate Princess Cleo’s evilly atmospheric manor, Barmiston Hall. Armed with a carton of wine, cigarettes, and steak, they just need a little downtime to prepare for the impending horror. Easier said than done in a cursed inn, with a screaming skull, and, as usual, the amorous ghosts of Percy’s past that seem determined to haunt him everywhere he goes. But Joe is fine with that sort of thing now. Totally fine. Completely fine. No problems here. Even if the diabolical villainess in question happens to be one of those past loves. Even if the unexpected reminder of a more recent (and all too familiar) love begins to drive a wedge between Percy and Joe, making them both wonder, are they too different to ever really work? When the two come face to face with the nightmare they’ve been dreading, will their dissimilarity finally become their strength? Or will it be the very thing that leads them into the most dangerous fix of their lives? Percy and Joe Battle the Beast of Barmiston Hall is the horrifying, harrowing, occasionally hot but mostly horrid paranormal MM action-adventure-romance story that will leave you gasping for air, choking down sleeping pills, and wondering, what the hell is that under my floorboards? less

'How much blood is too much blood?' Following the harrowing disaster at Barmiston Hall, Percy Ashdown is en route to London with Joe Bruno to try to undo the damage that was done. Unfortunately, Joe is not quite Joe, having been possessed by… something…It’s not a demon…It’s not a ghost…And the only way Percy knows to get to the bottom of the mystery is to fall back on the habit of a extreme violence.But for the first time ever, his intended victim also happens to be the love of his life... more'How much blood is too much blood?' Following the harrowing disaster at Barmiston Hall, Percy Ashdown is en route to London with Joe Bruno to try to undo the damage that was done. Unfortunately, Joe is not quite Joe, having been possessed by… something…It’s not a demon…It’s not a ghost…And the only way Percy knows to get to the bottom of the mystery is to fall back on the habit of a extreme violence.But for the first time ever, his intended victim also happens to be the love of his life.The entity inside Joe has a few surprises in store for Percy too, and when what should have been a routine torture and exorcism becomes a race against time, will Percy have what it takes to get to the bottom of the mystery and save Joe? Or will this be the moment that finally pushes him over the edge?Percy and Joe are Low Down in London is the heart-wrenching, tear-inducing, slightly nauseating but shockingly romantic paranormal MM action-adventure-romance story that you never knew you needed. less

Two dashing adventurers, one dangerous masterpiece, and one huge score. If they survive…The steal a priceless artwork from a billionaire’s country château .The the artwork wants to kill everyone in sight. Horribly.For amoral art historian Percy Ashdown, stealing a haunted painting during an out-of-season Halloween party is par for the course—more or less. But matters become a little more complicated when sexy boyfriend/morally-conflicted priest, Joe Bruno, tags along... moreTwo dashing adventurers, one dangerous masterpiece, and one huge score. If they survive…The steal a priceless artwork from a billionaire’s country château .The the artwork wants to kill everyone in sight. Horribly.For amoral art historian Percy Ashdown, stealing a haunted painting during an out-of-season Halloween party is par for the course—more or less. But matters become a little more complicated when sexy boyfriend/morally-conflicted priest, Joe Bruno, tags along.Percy may have managed to convince Joe that confiscating the murderous painting from its psychopathic owner was a good deed, but when faced with the realities of pulling off such a dangerous mission, Joe’s resolve begins to waver. And so does Percy’s patience.With Joe making such galling suggestions as ‘just burn the haunted painting,’ and ‘don’t kill people,’ Percy struggles to keep his frustrations under wraps, despite the fact he could eat Joe alive in those leather pants.Meanwhile, Joe finds himself flummoxed every step of the way at Percy’s ‘professional methods’, and even if he is constantly turned on by Percy’s choice of Halloween costume, both begin to wonder if their new ‘partners in crime’ arrangement has any chance of working.When the two come face to face with the object of horror, their relationship will be put to a fatal test. Can Percy and Joe find a way to work together to cheat death? Or will their innate differences be their final undoing?Percy and Joe in The Horrendous Haunted Heist of Horror is the outrageous, gruesome, utterly ridiculous, strangely spicy, extremely romantic, MM action-adventure supernatural heist story your Halloween has always needed. less